Friday, November 5, 2010

'Til Death Do Us Part: Season 2 Episode 24

Originally aired 3/12/62
Starring Henry Jones, Reta Shaw, Edgar Buchanan.
Written by Robert Bloch, based on his short story.
Directed by Herschel Daugherty.

In 1884, undertaker Carl Somers (Jones) kills his wife and heads for the Old West where he's to meet up with a beautiful woman he's become engaged with through the mail. When he gets there and sets up shop, he discovers that Celia (played by Ernest Borgnine) is skilled at photoshopping. Having no choice and smelling the family fortune, Carl marries Celia, only to find out that she's been disowned by her brother (Philip Ober), leaving her penniless. After six months, Carl realizes he's in the same situation he was in with his first wife and decides to handle it the same way.

PE: Well, we'd heard that there was going to be a massive drop off the cliff of quality after "Markesan," but this is a big surprise. (There's something to be said for having low expectations. -JS) The initial premise had been milked to death (even by 1962) and the prologue certainly seems to be sending us on a fast train to Yawnsville. But something delightful happens once Carl hits the Old West: the ol' Bloch magic reappears. This is the kind of material that made Bloch famous in the first place, that skewed look at the funny side of death.

JS: I was pleasantly surprised it worked as well as it did with the old west trappings. Twangy music and all.

PE: Could this be a first? No Thriller babe to drool over. Unless you consider Celia (played by Lou Costello) the prime example of womanhood in this episode.

JS: Hey, enough abuse of Reta Shaw—she was just what this role called for. Besides, she was great (alongside Philip Ober) in The Ghost and Mr. Chicken. I guess they couldn't afford Don Knotts for Carl the Undertaker...

PE: There are several snappy dialogue exchanges throughout the show and Bloch is having a great time sending up the Western cliches that were being shown nightly on network TV (when this show was aired, the top three TV series were Wagon Train, Bonanza and Gunsmoke—Westerns ruled the boob tube). A gunfight breaks out in front of the town saloon, a man comes staggering in the swinging doors, and falls to the floor, ostensibly shot dead. The marshall (Jim Davis) walks in and helps lift the man onto the bar, calling for the town doctor. The marshall is asked what happened.
Marshall: Caught this galoot just as he was fixin' to leave town.
Carl: Leave town? What's wrong with that?
Marshall (grimaces): He was ridin' my horse.

When the doc (Edgar Buchanan) shows up, he looks the patient over.

Doc: Just what I thought. I've got the wrong patient.
Marshall: Wrong patient—?
Doc (nods): You're the one I should be treating, Marshall. (chuckles) No bullet wounds in this man. Missed him every shot. You need glasses, Marshall.
Now I'll admit on paper (or on your computer screen) that's not the funniest dialogue you've ever read, but when performed with the comic timing of Jim Davis and Edgar Buchanan, it hits a bullseye.

JS: You can thank Edgar Buchanan for that. I enjoyed the way he crosses over into this episode. You can almost picture there being a separate episode about the Doc being on the run featuring an appearance by Carl the Undertaker. And I love that the prop guys were able to drag in one of the skeletons from the last episode to decorate the Doc's office.

PE: Edgar Buchanan became a TV icon the following year as the slightly daft Uncle Joe on Petticoat Junction (running 222 episodes over seven seasons and doing crossover duty on Green Acres and The Beverly Hillbillies as well). Jim Davis went on to star as Jock Ewing on Dallas.

JS: I liked the way the second murder was staged in a single shot. I don't think it worked quite as well as they had hoped, but I appreciated the effort.

PE: "'Til Death Do Us Part" first appeared in the January 1960 issue of Bestseller Mystery Magazine.

JS: Again, nice to be pleasantly surprised by an episode in the home stretch.

PE: Proof that there may be yet another lap to run around the Thriller track.

JS: Don't go getting your hopes up... And to our faithful readers - please don't forget to vote in our A Thriller A Day poll!

OUR RATING:

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Thriller Your-Way: It's Time to Vote

We wanted to give everyone a chance to get through the elections before asking you to vote once more, as we didn't want to get lost in the mudslinging between Republicans and Democrats. We already anticipate turmoil between the Crime fans (aka The Guilty Men) and the Horror fans (aka The Pigeons from Hell).

Now that we've gotten past what is all but universally agreed upon as Thriller's last class act, we thought it was a safe time to ask you all to vote for your top ten favorite Thrillers (and order is important). If you have a different list of the best, or most important Thrillers, tuck that away for a rainy day. We're looking for your favorites to compile the results of the Thriller community's votes for the best of the best.

In addition to your top ten, we're interested in hearing your opinions on:

Thriller's Best Actress

Thriller's Best Actor

Thriller's Best Director

Thriller's Best Writer

Thriller's Best Score

Best Thriller Audio Commentary

Best A Thriller A Day Review

Best A Thriller A Day Interview

Favorite Thriller Babe

Favorite Thriller Stud

Favorite A Thriller A Day Pro Reviewer (any of the folks involved with the DVD release)

Favorite A Thriller A Day Fan Reviewer (that's you guys!)

Any suggestions for other shows you'd like to see given similar treatment as A Thriller A Day

Email your responses to our own Peter (who will type them up on his manual Smith-Corona, snail mail them to me for OCR scanning, importing into a spreadsheet and tabulation). Please send us your responses by next Monday, 11/8, in order for them to be counted. We'll post the results after we've run our review of the last episode.

Thanks for coming along on this journey with us. After more than two months of A Thriller A Day, it's hard to believe we're nearly finished with our little experiment...

Flowers of Evil: Season 2 Episode 23

Originally aired 3/5/62
Starring Luciana Paluzzi, Kevin Hagen, Jack Weston.
Written by Barre Lyndon, based on a story by Hugh Walpole.
Directed by John Brahm.

Skeletons run amok! When Madalena (Paluzzi) believes the skeleton seated in her office is her late husband laughing at her, she beats him into a pile of bones. Fortunately, her lover (Hagen) is able to put the bones back together so they can be resold. But what if there's more to the story than just her imagination?

JS: Okay. We're going to get through the last of these episodes with no casualties if we all stick together. Everyone grab the hand of their Thriller buddy? Okay, let's go...

PE: I've got a bad feeling about this.

JS: Am I crazy to think that the laughing skeleton pre-credits sequence is one of the best yet?

PE: On these two points we agree: it's absolutely the best pre-credits "laughing skeleton" sequence Thriller ever did. And you're crazy.

JS: Why wasn't this episode titled "Case of the Cursed Skeletons." Oh, that's right, it's not a Hardy Boys mystery...

PE: Jack Weston (who will probably be forever remembered as George Stickel in The Incredible Mr. Limpet) is wearing the worst skullcap in the history of cinema. Seriously, his forehead looks like the embossed lines on one of those topographic maps we used to study in Kindergarten. But the skullcap is art compared to the skeleton that Weston examines. How is it he recognizes it as his old friend and not the cheap plastic it clearly is?

JS: Boris said it best, "To some, the skeleton is a valuable scientific tool. To others, perhaps to you, it is a classic symbol of death." Or did he say plastic symbol of death?

PE: Do you think the weekly Thriller meeting went something like this: "Hey guys, we've been producing some solid horror fare, scaring the wits out of our viewers and getting decent ratings, but I'm not satisfied. No more Weird Tales. Let's get back to the glory days of "Mark of the Hand!"

JS: I'm not up on Miss Manners Book of Etiquette circa 1962, but hasn't it always been considered a faux pas to leave a pile of human bones scattered about the floor when you're serving tea?

PE: Never mind that. What about that dreadful checkered table cloth? Right then I knew this couple was up to no good!

JS: You've got to give Brahm credit, he worked hard to keep that darn skeleton onscreen as often as possible. And what's the only thing more interesting than having one skeleton onscreen? You guessed it—having two skeletons on screen! If only the rest of the cast gave such memorable performances.

PE: You mean you didn't appreciate Kevin Hagen's four minute death scene? I was disappointed when he didn't reach for Reynard's skull and launch into some Hamlet. Just die already!

JS: While this episode was clearly not intended to be a comedy, I think I was able to enjoy it more by viewing it as one. I kept looking forward to where our skeletal pals would turn up next, as if it were titled, "The Skeletons Keep Coming Back."

PE: Do you think anyone would have noticed if Image had accidentally left off the last eight episodes of Thriller? We're going to find out but I'm pretty sure we won't have to pay the Karloff estate for the rent on those three extra Boris noggins this week.

JS: Luciana is perhaps most famous for her role as Fiona Volpe in Thunderball. It was also interesting to see Doc Baker (Hagen) from Little House on the Prairie playing a not very nice guy.

OUR RATING:

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Thriller Three-Way: Tom Weaver, Special Ops Unit

Tom Weaver has interviewed pert near everyone who ever made a horror flick (or a Thriller) and he's been kind enough to share the chats with us in 20 books with titles such as I Talked With a Zombie, Earth vs. the Sci-Fi Filmmakers, and Double Feature Creature Attack. He is also co-author, with Michael Brunas and John Brunas, of Universal Horrors: The Studio's Classic Films 1931-1946, a book that should be on every genre fan's shelf. Tom has also lent his voice and knowledge to the audio commentaries for several genre films including The Wolf Man, It Came From Outer Space, Fiend Without a Face, and our personal favorite, The Creature From the Black Lagoon. In his spare time Tom is our fact checker. Tom is currently working on five books for release in 2011, which puts a lot of pressure on John and I. Now we'll have to learn the difference between John Carradine and Keith Carradine.

PE: Based on your comments online, it seems that you have probably seen all of the Thriller episodes prior to the official DVD release.

TW: Yes, and—to be brutally honest—I'm very surprised to find myself in what looks like a very small minority. Thriller has been written about in glowing terms in the genre books and mags for decades now, and so until lately I had to ass-u-me that everyone was as familiar with the series as I was. Then this Image set gets announced, and the reaction from many (most?) fans seemed to be, "Great, I've never seen one!" WTF? How have you managed not to see Thriller? It was on in reruns for years, it was on the Sci-Fi Channel for years, good-quality bootleg box sets were around, it's got Karloff, the show is praised to the skies every time it's written about—and you've never caught up with it? This isn’t London After Midnight! Meanwhile, these are guys who somehow find time to watch Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man twice a month and four times every October!

My first exposure to it was through New York's WOR Channel 9, which had a program director who at some point in his life must have been warned by a gypsy fortuneteller that Channel 9 had to run monster movies morning, noon and night or he'd die. All through my teenage years, Channel 9 showed two, three, four monster movies a day, at least six days a week. And when they got their hooks into Thriller, they started running two a night, one at 7 and another at 11. Channel 9 might even have played it on the weekends too—they were just obsessed with Thriller, for a year or more I bet. They had to have shown every one of them eight times in that year. Needless to say, they were showing two a night so usually I was watching two a night. Sure, I got turned off by all the crime ones, but I'd sit through 'em anyway; in fact, when they'd come around again, I'd watch 'em again, hoping they'd be better the second time. Pffffft!

But at that age, I just ate up the horror ones—the good, the bad and the indifferent. "The Grim Reaper" I found so scary, it was almost unpleasant watching .. and yet I loved it, if that makes any sense. Most of "The Incredible Doktor Markesan," and especially the ending, the same. I was already headed down the dark road to horror nerd-dom, so I read the on-screen credits out loud, quick as I could, into a little tape recorder and then wrote 'em all out on 3x5 file cards, because I liked the idea of having that info, and none of the books had full credits for them. (Well, this was the '70s—practically all the books on horror movies and TV series were still so shallow, they were worthless except for the pictures.) When I got older, and got a job at a 16mm rental company and bought my own projector, I started collecting the horror Thrillers on 16mm, and I ran them to death. The film pirates were asking a couple hundred dollars per horror episode, and gettin' it, but for the crime ones they were asking $35. And NOT gettin' it. Well, not from me, anyway.

JS: You have a reputation of being a Thriller-Killer... someone not afraid to buck the trend of praising the show as the greatest thing ever.

TW: Welllll... it's not. I think everybody's finding that out now. Some of the individual episodes are among the all-time greats, but overall batting-average-wise... not too good.

PE: You went so far as to suggest that in lieu of a complete series, only the horror episodes should have been released on DVD.

TW: For years I used to do a lot of freelance writing for Universal, for their lasers and DVDs, and the folks at Universal used to ask me what they should release next, old-horror-wise. They'd never take my suggestions, but that didn’t stop 'em from continually asking! I didn’t want to give them bum advice, because I thought that'd be the end of our love affair, so I just couldn’t bring myself to tell them to put out the entire Thriller series, because in those days it would have cost a fortune. They once released six episodes on laser for about a hundred bucks, so at that rate, the whole series on laser would have been a thousand bucks! So I pushed and pushed for a "Best of Thriller" set, or sets. As you're watching "The Merriweather File" or "The Bride Who Died Twice" or any one of about 30 others, tell me I wasn’t trying to do the right thing.

JS: You would seem to be a natural participant in the Thriller DVD set - and yet you're only represented by way of an interview transcript. How come?

TW: 2500 miles between me and the recording booth. Image was doing the commentaries out in California as fast as they could, and working with no money, so unless I wanted to reach in my own wallet and reserve a New York City recording studio on my own and start doing 'em out of L-O-V-E, I was out of the picture. So I contented myself with helping a couple of the commentators as much as I could, info-wise, and urging Image to "recreate" my text interview with Thriller's associate producer Douglas Benton, which they did. Well, part of it. It was quite long, and could have been longer. I was getting ready to get back to Benton with an all-new list of Thriller questions about ten years ago, when suddenly he had health problems and I backed off. Which I shouldn't have. He really liked talking about the old days; he'd have done it and enjoyed doing it, sick or no. He died not too long afterwards.

PE: Is there anything you wish had made it onto the DVD set?

TW: Yes, a disclaimer saying that Universal's regularly scheduled vault fires had polished off nearly all the crime episodes, and so we bring you "The Best of Thriller"! Seriously, I did ask Image if Universal-NBC had the rights to the TV version of Arsenic and Old Lace with Karloff, that aired on NBC in 1962; I thought that'd be a great extra on one of the Thriller DVDs, maybe the one with the Arsenic and Old Lace-y "A Third for Pinochle." I also encouraged Image to have as an extra a whole bunch of Karloff TV commercials, which they thought was a great idea; I sent them two on 16mm, to get the ball rolling. But like Universal, Image would never take my suggestions, just ask for 'em!

JS: Why do you think there has been such an infatuation with such a little-seen show?

TW: Wellll, again, it was only "little-seen" because practically no one seemed to want to take the time to watch the reruns or the bootleg box sets. I'm still trying to "get" why that happened. Maybe somebody can explain it to me!

PE: Has the build-up made it impossible for new viewers to watch the show objectively?

TW: It seems like just about everybody is "a new viewer"—and so far, the reaction that I've seen, on your blog, on the Classic Horror Film Board and elsewhere is about what I expected. A lot of rhapsodizing about the great and near-great episodes... of which there are about six or eight... and a lot of faint praise for most of the rest of the horrors. Except for me and youse guys here at "A Thriller a Day," I bet no one plows through all the crime ones. Your site is great, by the way—you ought to get a Rondo for keeping Thriller "in the news" every day for months, the way you’ve been doing, with some neat insights and humor and feedback and contributor interviews and the whole nine yards.

JS: What's your favorite Thriller?

TW: "The Grim Reaper." It so "got" to me the first couple times I saw it (and kinda still does) that if somebody offered me that painting to hang in my house, I'd think twice, and might even have to turn it down.

JS: What aspect of Thriller turns you on?
 
TW: The fact that it was made at Universal, where Hollywood screen horror was born. Seeing European Street and the Phantom Stage and the Psycho house and other locations in the episodes, knowing that a lot of the props and costumes had probably already shown up in their vintage horror flicks—for a horror nerd, there's something a little magical about its connection to the classics of yore.

JS: What aspect of Thriller turns you off?

TW: Ummmm... the fact that only a small handful, out of 67 episodes, are really top-notch. The fact that about 35 out of 67 are practically bottom-notch. And... sue me... Karloff's intros could be a lot less hammy. There are a number of good ones, but for the most part, watching him host Thriller increases my appreciation for John Newland and Hitchcock. Heck, even Roald Dahl!

JS: What word best describes Thriller for you?

TW: Wonderfulmemory. Yes, that's one word. Check the dictionary, you'll see they've changed it. It was really exciting seeing it twice a night as a teenager on good old Channel 9, never knowing what to expect from any particular episode because they couldn't be looked up anywhere. To put it in "Mystery Date" terms, there were a lot less "Dreams" than "Duds" but I wouldn't let that deter me.

JS: If Hell exists, what episode of Thriller would you expect to see shown on a continuous loop to people who arrive at the fiery gates?

TW: I don't think I could sit through "The Specialists" even once more, so an eternal continuous loop WOULD get to be a pain in the ass.
 
P.S. I got so burned-out on Thriller via Channel 9 and then my 16mm prints and bootleg videos... I've had this new Image set for months now and haven’t yet watched a single one. I've listened to several of the commentaries and loved them, especially Lucy Chase Williams' "Mr. George," but as for watching the episodes themselves... all the episodes I like, I know by heart, so there's no point. After "pushing" for a legit home video release for Thriller for all these years, I might be the one set owner to now never watch one... Well, me and Sara.

The Incredible Doctor Markesan: Season 2 Episode 22

Originally aired 2/26/62
Starring Boris Karloff, Dick York, Carolyn Kearney.
Written by Donald S. Sanford, based on the short story by August Derleth and Mark Schorer.
Directed by Robert Florey.

Fred Bancroft (York) and his wife, Molly (Kearney) visit the old Blassenville Plantation, err Oakmoor estate belonging to Fred's uncle Konrad Markesan (Karloff), hoping for a place to stay while they search for work. Meeting up with the professor, they're at first put off by his bad manners (and deadly dandruff) but agree to the man's rules for boarding: they must stay locked in their bedroom at night and not stray through the house. This being a Thriller, we all know how long that lasts.

PE: Speaking for both John and I, we had our feelings molested by the insults, harsh criticisms, death threats and, yes, nude reader photos hurled at us when we dared not lay down before the Pigeon King. I had a feeling that might happen again with the buzz I was hearing about "The Incredible Doctor Markesan." Well, praise Cthulhu, there won't be any bruised knuckles this time around. "The Really Incredibly Excellent Doctor Markesan!"

JS: I think this episode has a well deserved reputation for so many reasons. Great atmosphere, creepy imagery, effective music, and perhaps Karloff's finest performance in a Thriller.

PE: Karloff's final starring performance in Thriller is a gem, eclipsing even his fine work as Shemp in "Sommervilles" (that's the problem with watching these things and reviewing them in order—I'm constantly saying "Karloff's strongest work in Thriller"). Note that slow-moving half-smile he gets early on in the show. Reminded me so much of his Frankenstein monster.

JS: Forget the smile - what had me thinking of Frankenstein was the following shot in which we see Karloff's shadow as he leaves the room. Tell me that's not the shadow of Jack Pierce's Frankenstein Monster!

PE: Professor Holden (Henry Hunter) explains to Fred that his uncle was shoved from the University for experimenting with mold from corpses to raise the dead. Do you think he tried bread mold first? There must have been a whole bakery in that cupboard.

JS: Sure, in the days before he was Incredible.

PE: The hallway that the couple continually travel was right out of a Steve Ditko horror comic. Creepy shadows and Eerie angles.

JS: Definitely. As old dark house stories go, this episode is packed to the gills with great shots along those lines, such as this one of the spying eyes of Markesan. While not a perfect episode, obviously the big payoff comes in the form of the living dead shambling about.

PE: Yeah, we do have to talk a bit about the fact that there's a slow buildup. And it's another estate on the edge of a swamp. And it's another bickering couple (do you think if Dick York and Carolyn Kearney kept driving on that road they'd eventually run into Elizabeth Montgomery and Tom Poston?). If it all added up to nothing, so would our score. "Markesan" pays off in spades. There are several classic moments in this Thriller. When Fred spies on his uncle's meeting with his three colleagues, we get our first glimpse at the shamblers. Not just white make-up, dust and that ever-present dandruff, these guys look "George Romero dead" six years before Romero made it hip. Karloff's at his most menacing when he's commanding Latimore (Richard Hale) to repeat his testimony over and over again. I'm guessing this is Markesan's idea of purgatory for the three men. I'm amazed that the ultra-conservative censors at the network didn't pull the plug on the "feeding" scene. Markesan's three ghoulies hooked up to his formula while resting in their coffins is a truly grisly scene, even by today's standards, though nothing compared to the final fate of the resurrected bodies when denied their nourishment.

JS: Again, if you're watching Thriller for the horror episodes, you'd be hard pressed to find many better than "Markesan."

PE: And top it all off with a great twist ending. Director Robert Florey must have had a ball revisiting the same kind of chills he gave moviegoers with Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932) and The Beast with Five Fingers (1946). Pity this was the only Thriller he directed, but I'm interested now in queuing up his Outer Limits show "Moonstone."

JS: I only wish we had a stronger couple for our protagonists. York and Kearney are okay, but not remarkable in this episode. For me, that's what kept this from being a 4-Karloffer.

PE: "The Incredible Doctor Markesan" originally appeared in the June 1934 issue of Weird Tales as "Colonel Markesan." It was later reprinted in the Arkham House collection, "Colonel Markesan and Less Pleasant People" (1966).

THE COMMENTARY:
Yet another fantastic Schow/Gerani collaboration. More Creature From the Black Lagoon trivia, interesting cast and crew background info as well as original story details. And yes, we're not the only ones to see a little of Karloff's Frankenstein in this episode.

OUR RATING:

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Cousin Tundifer: Season 2 Episode 21

Originally aired 2/19/62
Starring Edward Andrews, Sue Ann Langdon, Vaughn Taylor.
Written by Boris Sobelman.
Directed by John Brahm.

Miles Tundifer (Andrews) has had it up to here with his batty Uncle Pontifex (Taylor) spending Miles' inheritance fixing up dusty old mansions. Fortunately for Miles, there's something different about the latest fix-me-upper—it's a doorway to another time period. 1890 to be exact. This gives Miles the idea to off Pontifex and dump his body in the past. Unfortunately for Miles, the house's inhabitants have other plans.

PE: Right off the bat, the return of Morton Stevens' gawdawful "dum-da-dum-da-dum-plop-boom" sit-com score lets me know I'm in for a long show. And that's just what I got. A tired storyline peppered with semi-interesting ideas that go nowhere (what would happen if the Keystone Kops actually did go out the front door with Miles?). Another nail in the coffin of the Thriller comedy. A show so dull I can find hardly anything interesting to say about it other than to point out the blacked out sections of the covers at the used book stand Miles patronizes. Isn't that interesting?

JS: How can you not get excited by another Edward Andrews episode? Frankly, his presence calls for the playful percussion of Morton Stevens. To me it's a pairing as perfect as Don Knotts and Vic Mizzy. And Vaughn Taylor gets to chew the scenery as Uncle Pontifax; I almost didn't recognize him from his role as Lowry, Janet Leigh's boss from Psycho. Sue Ane Langdon (Queenie), on the other hand, portrayed a caricature that I was not impressed with. And based on the look of her, that's not Miss Devore's wig she's wearing.

PE: Miles Tundifer enters the old house through the front door on Beaver Lane (aka Back Lot City, USA) and exits the back door onto Andrew Bentley's estate! Although the view changes constantly during the episode.

JS: I thought this was fun. While you knew things weren't going to go as planned for Miles, it has a nice little twist at the end that I thought was fitting for this episode. I think it's fair to say if you haven't enjoyed Edward Andrews' episodes of Thriller up to this point, you won't start with "Cousin Tundifer." But if you have enjoyed his other Thriller excursions into the land of black comedy, this one is good for some more of the same (you are 100% right. -PE).

PE: Howard McNear is instantly recognizable to those of us who grew up on a steady diet of The Andy Griffith Show as Floyd the barber.

JS: Next up, "Markesan." Will Season 2 finally get its 4-Karloffer?

OUR RATING:

Monday, November 1, 2010

The Hollow Watcher: Season 2 Episode 20

Originally aired 2/12/62
Starring Audrey Dalton, Sean McClory, Warren Oates.
Written by Jay Simms.
Directed by William F. Claxton.

Meg O'Danagh Wheeler (Dalton), the new bride of Hugo Wheeler (Oates), doesn't make a good first impression on her father-in-law (Denver Pyle) when she bashes his skull in after the old man beats Hugo senseless. Meg hides the body in the family's scarecrow and convinces Hugo that his father has flown the coop.

PE: It's a long ride to the Boogie Man. When we get there, we realize he was scarier in the shadows. Unlike its direct descendant, Dark Night of the Scarecrow (one of those rarities, a TV movie that actually delivers on its supernatural promise in an unnerving final scene), which kept its menace hidden until the final frames, we get a really good look at "The Hollow Watcher." And while he's fairly effective in his early scenes, it's not until the finale that he becomes a full blown menace. Two words make the ride worth it: Audrey Dalton. My vote for Ms. Thriller seems to change all the time. Catch that smile that crosses her lips when she does in the old man. She's sexy and bad all rolled up into one fine package. She's a complicated lady.

JS: I just watched her again in Mr. Sardonicus, and have also grown to appreciate her Thriller appearances more. Thankfully, she gets a fair amount of screen time.

PE: Meg and Sean are Irish cousins of Dick and Marian, the homicidal couple from "An Attractive Family." Sean McClory even looks like a stocky Richard Long. Audrey Dalton, pleasantly, does not resemble Joan Tetzel.

JS: While the audience can pretty much figure out what's going on, I still think the first scene in which she kisses her 'brother' is pretty creepy. And the only thing creepier than that is her fixation with that doll of hers, which is a bizarre plot thread that ultimately goes nowhere. I thought for a second that we might see her set upon in the last act by the Hollow Watcher and her doll. No such luck.

PE: The last ten minutes are a hoot. First, Warren Oates is dispatched by his Straw Daddy off screen and we're left to wonder how he met his fate. Then Sean (McClory) dies a very bloody death (I saw the raking of the face but what else gets done there?). Finally, Meg comes face to bale with the Watcher, dispatches him with fire, and goes off the deep end. Ironically, Meg, the only one to commit murder, is the only one to survive (Or does she? With that impromptu torch burning on the ground right next to her, I think the episode ends a few moments before the whole house goes up in flames... -JS).

JS: I had to laugh when the scarecrow is outside the door. The handle rattles a bit before he gets in, but you immediately notice he's got no hand on the left side where the doorknob was, and his right hand doing a heil-Hitler salute. If you look closely you can see the hand of the production assistant who opened the door. As H-dub's hay filled head sack burned away, I thought it might be cool if it left a burning, headless scarecrow. It might have played a bit more effectively than the skull on a stick routine. And speaking momentarily about the titular star of the show. How hard would it have been to give him a creepier face? Seriously, he's scarier in his present day Jack in the Box commercials...

PE: "The Hollow Watcher" is very reminiscent of a comic story that appeared in Shock SuspenStories #17 (Oct-Nov 1954). Titled "4-Sided Triangle," written by Carl Wessler and illustrated by Jack Kamen, the 8-pager tells the tale of Annie, simple-minded farm girl in love with a scarecrow. The story is shot through with the same kind of sexual undertones as "The Hollow Watcher."

THE COMMENTARY
I've read complaints on another website about rambling commentaries, commentators that don't keep to the subject at hand, commentaries about make-up and music but not the episode, blah blah blah. You can't please anyone ever. I'm just glad that Image bigwigs can't be bothered by these internet dweebs. I'd hate to think that future releases might skimp on the quality extras we got this time around. We've had several enjoyable commentaries throughout this run but I think this was my favorite. I don't mean to shove Gary Gerani and David J. Schow to the side (I have said nice things about their commentaries in the past), but this is Larry Blamire's show. Much like his knowledgeable talk during "The Storm," and "Late Date," Larry doesn't just comment on what's happening on the screen (after all, we can see that) or what horror film Mary Tyler Moore appeared in, he requires us to put pen to paper (I was ready this time) to jot down all these suggestions for viewing ("Cimarron Strip," "Rawhide," "Have Gun Will Travel," the list goes on and on). I've got a suggestion for Larry - why not wrote a book on all these weird western TV shows?

OUR RATING: